Two young porn hotties, a thick chick of Internet fame and an ass-blessed MILF legend all need cock in the same places: at the home studio of nasty filmmakers LeWood Productions, and — as the title declares — “Up My Booty.” Director/stud Mark Wood expands slut-next-door Maddy O’Reilly’s butthole with toys, which she tastes. (Maddy: “It smells so good after it’s been in there.”) He plows pussy and asshole back-and-forth, smacking her tits and face hard. With long hair flowing, spectacular MILF Ryan Conner is a very voluptuous version of a bewitching blonde rock legend. She sits her huge ass on Mark’s face for a rim job and shoves her head up his crack to return the flavor. His prick goes straight up her bunghole, giving Ryan chills. Virgo Peridot shows off certified thunder thighs; the online sensation twerks her massive hams for tattooed stud Chris Strokes, who spanks her and stuffs big anal beads in her rectum. No virgin, Virgo parks her hefty cheeks in his lap for slamming, ball-bouncing buggery, and she takes an ass-to-mouth face fuck. Mark plows the recently shaved pussy of porn novice Brittany Shae, and a chrome toy makes it a double penetration. Vigorous sodomy makes her anus gape deeply, and when a sloppy cum facial spackles closed her eye, the smiling cutie says, “Now I’m a pirate!” LeWood Productions’ “Up My Booty” is a single-disc DVD with behind-the-scenes footage, cumshot recap, photo gallery, cast list and filmographies.